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1930年代的維也納，對永恆生命感到厭倦的吸血鬼伯爵，面對冰冷的婚姻關係苦無宣洩出口，於是找上了當代心理名醫─佛洛伊德，藉著每晚的諮詢逃避夫妻相處的時間，伯爵夫人嗜血、易怒還缺乏安全感，更麻煩的是她希望看見自己的長相，這對無法在鏡中成像的吸血鬼而言無比困難。然而佛洛伊德醫生的助手─畫家維克多，意外為伯爵帶來一線希望的曙光…

Vienna, 1932. Count von Kozsnom has lost his thirst for life, and his marriage cooled centuries ago. Fortunately, Sigmund Freud is accepting new patients; the good doctor suggests the Count appease his vain wife by commissioning a portrait of her by his assistant, Viktor. But it’s Viktor’s headstrong girlfriend Lucy who most intrigues the Count, convinced she’s the reincarnation of his one true love. Soon, the whole crowd is a hilarious mess of mistaken identities and misplaced affections in this send-up of the vampire genre, proving that 500 years of marriage is enough.